EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT AND POON PEE PEE

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

RickDom
13:08
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leetahsar
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112314.161 in reply to 112314.159
LOL, Why not.
Maybe the feeling is different when we meet.
I love to meet different people to talk with n to learn new ideals n think.

leetahsar
13:13
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RickDom
162 of 177

112314.162 in reply to 112314.161
then better think carefully about mixing with this GOON KING....sure drive u not nuts ...but the big one...COCONUTS!....haahaa...;9)


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RickDom
13:19
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leetahsar
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LOL, got to stop writing now coz is my lunch time now.
dont know what to eat...any suggestion before i turn off my PC.


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max1421
13:20
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RickDom
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Sentiments alike. Awaiting reply from Master. We shall convince Master that we are taking the fish for Master's own good. Wonder whether we can have alcohol in his presence? Cheers.


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RickDom
13:24
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max1421
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112314.165 in reply to 112314.164
White wine to go along with the fish...that will be nice.
three cheers

max1421
13:34
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leetahsar
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112314.166 in reply to 112314.158
Yes Master. Disciple shall always remember thy kind words and valuable teaching. I shall be happy with what I see on my table. But.....sometimes, the other person inside me always want to be be happier. I thought I saw the light, but the other person inside me keeps saying that light is white, and why see white when I can see the colourful rainbow that makes up white. Should I listen to this voice and wait to see the colourful rainbow? Master, please enlighten me on this colourful lights thing. Orni Toufu.


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max1421
13:38
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RickDom unread
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Enjoy and have a nice lunch. I am leaving for JB for a cheap lunch. Warmest regards.


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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
13:49
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leetahsar
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MASTER OF GOONOLOGY....
any enrolment???>
Should be Goondulogy.....Anyway, i'm keen.


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From:
leetahsar
13:53
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RickDom unread
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112314.169 in reply to 112314.163
how i know what u wanna eat...u din belanja piggy o' me what?


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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
13:54
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leetahsar
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112314.170 in reply to 112314.56
PHOENIX prata no standard leh. y nt pick up a packet of frozen prata at supermarket n do it at home....beri nice.


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leetahsar
13:56
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RickDom unread
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112314.171 in reply to 112314.165
wrong...usually use HUA TIAO JIU....but i use my JACK DANIELS MILLENIUM EDITION for the alcohol part....power to my steam promfet!....;9)


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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
13:56
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No Money = No Honey (InVietnam) unread
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Her: Why?
Her: Honey, can I keep 1 fish please>
So total, u caught how many fish?


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leetahsar
13:57
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max1421 unread
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112314.173 in reply to 112314.166
white light = 7 colours of the rainbow...
u r seeing the same thing..THE LIGHT...;9)


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leetahsar
14:01
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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
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112314.174 in reply to 112314.168
pai seh...my temple told me i can't live there cos me not wearing skirt..and goon li...i mean gong li is far from desirable...
if that's the case....my affinity with my present temple maybe ending soon...and i have to search for my ideal temple again...before i really become a monk wannabe.....
and pai seh..ME NO MASTER...but maybe even not be a kelefe too soon :(...i might be sacked from my temple kelefe post...or maybe i resign...and then it's back to my own mountain then..
we shall wait and see.....
ornitoufo....;9)


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leetahsar
14:02
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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
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112314.175 in reply to 112314.170
done that already lah...go for the matland brand KAWAN...this one very crispy on the outside ...soft and fluffy inside...shiok...
get the biggest packet for economic reason..haahaa...;9)


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BlueSoton1
15:12
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max1421 unread
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112314.176 in reply to 112314.148
Yes, I am also of the opinion that LeeTS deserves the title in view of your knowledge, experience and the good deeds which he has done here, there and everyone. Henceforth I shall also address him as Master Lee aka the plant doctor. I will also sotong along with you. Only difference is that I am just a green sotong. Cheers.
bro max, thx 4 seconded Master Lee. u green is good, got future, me dark grey, turning black very soon. but dun care, just follow Master advice, eat a pao, sip a teh, poon pee pee. yampastebeancurd.........................


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From:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
15:28
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leetahsar unread
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112314.177 in reply to 112314.150
i dun like keeping pigs as pets, look at those stupid vietnamese pigs... those stupid ang mohs...oooo so cute piglet... next thing u know a 200 plus pound pig in their house eating their savings away... i'll slaughter e pig then eat him up... **stares at goon.
are u a michael jackson in disguise?
goontology : are goons black or white?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"

my reply...rather singing to doggie:

oh...my dear doggie...that's what exactly piggy are for u to do...
rear me tender...rear me good....all my life fulfill....
for my darling...i love u...and i always will.....;9)
goonology: elvis piggy goon singing his life love song to doggie before doggie eats him up after "rearing" him tenderly....;9)

BlueSoton1
26-Jul 18:54
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leetahsar
141 of 177

112314.141 in reply to 112314.140
no lah Master. of course u eat her bao. although it is natural, but if there is disagreement, it become crime. but u not too bad, can escape rottan.
someone want to confer u SB idol, wah lao, 2 conferments in one thread. real tok kong !!!!


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leetahsar
26-Jul 19:11
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BlueSoton1
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112314.142 in reply to 112314.141
??pai seh....li kong simi???

what conferments??...2 some more...and what's SB idol???



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Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 21:43
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leetahsar
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112314.143 in reply to 112314.134
u fucking barbarian, pigeon so harmless u also sup... typical cheena pig goon. btw, i'm not msn w u, u have plenty of unwanted attention alridi.
goontology : are goons barbaric?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


leetahsar
26-Jul 23:44
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Stonecold (hotterdog)
144 of 177

112314.144 in reply to 112314.143
and u forgot ur KFC hor?...
and froggie legs.....and snake gluey soup....
and roasted doggie in guanzhou....and many many more...
if u really dun want to eat "living beings", then doggie...go chew on a carrot....instead of piggy bone...
goonology: doggie got hots for pigeons? he really is a ko ko jiao liao....;9)
NB: pigeon may be harmless ..but its shits is so acidic, it corroded many statues all over the world...and also toxic that breathing infected pigeon shit air can result in meningitis..or inflammation of the brain linings....can be fatal...
now do u still consider a pigeon harmless, u silly kkj doggie??!!


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BlueSoton1
00:56
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leetahsar unread
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112314.145 in reply to 112314.142
??pai seh....li kong simi???

what conferments??...2 some more...and what's SB idol???
wah lao, u use this trick to get praise one more time. 1st confer : Mastership, 2nd confer : Sammy Boy Idol.



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BlueSoton1
01:12
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leetahsar unread
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112314.146 in reply to 112314.144
NB: pigeon may be harmless ..but its shits is so acidic, it corroded many statues all over the world...and also toxic that breathing infected pigeon shit air can result in meningitis..or inflammation of the brain linings....can be fatal...
Master, me worked in this job related to pigeons, the meningitis from peace sysbolised pigeons actually killed average 4 persons in si-ka-por per year, compare to before dengue out break, mosquitoe claimed 3 lives per year.


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Stonecold (hotterdog)
09:33
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leetahsar
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112314.147 in reply to 112314.144
when i mean harmless i mean it dun attack u, it's not on yr food chain (ok, on yours maybe). i do agree pigeons are fucking irritating & make all e cooing noises & stupid ppl still feed them. but i believe e breed used for eating & e ones we see ard us are different.
u're irritating also but still ppl feed u... hmmm.
goontology : are irritating goons fed to shut them up?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


max1421
09:46
To:
BlueSoton1
148 of 177

112314.148 in reply to 112314.136
Yes, I am also of the opinion that LeeTS deserves the title in view of your knowledge, experience and the good deeds which he has done here, there and everyone. Henceforth I shall also address him as Master Lee aka the plant doctor. I will also sotong along with you. Only difference is that I am just a green sotong. Cheers.


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max1421
09:50
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leetahsar
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112314.149 in reply to 112314.140
Master, please forgive me for my ignorance. Disciple has a question. If you love plants so much, why then are you switching diet to eat them. Orni Toufu


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leetahsar
10:44
To:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
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112314.150 in reply to 112314.147
then why dun u rear me?....feed me lah...we could be good pals u know...haahaa...;9) u r so seriously uptight...and i m so loosely goonly.....;9)
and dun worry...i never lose my temper no matter how u insult or humiliate me...i take it as a lesson from a teacher....
i agree i need to be flamed....if not i will be even goonier....;9)
and yes...i m teasing u all along cos u r very tense and uptight and quick temper...
cool down...smile more...and u will be one helluva desired chiohunks girls love to hang out with...
as for me...ahem!....my girls range from pre-school girls to lau aunties......why?...dunno. maybe they feel comfy with a harmless ting tong goon....haahaa...;9)
peace be with u doggie....;9)
goonology: PEACE BE WITH U, DOGGIE!



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leetahsar
10:47
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max1421
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112314.151 in reply to 112314.149
good qn....
if i grow my cai xin ...their missions would be for piggy to eat them isn't it?....if i dun eat them, their cai xin life would be in vain....get it?....;9)
cause and effect, what....
i grow, it grows...it grows...i eat....
cause: grow; effect: eat....
haahaa...;9)


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max1421
11:21
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leetahsar
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112314.152 in reply to 112314.151
Master, thank you for the enlightenment. Disciple understands now. I now feel so much better when I see big fish to eat small fish in this world. Orni Toufu.


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leetahsar
11:38
To:
max1421
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112314.153 in reply to 112314.152
yes...it's their karma...
if not then the small fishes were be so many....the sea might run out of food and oxygen to sustain all the sea creature....
and by the way...one big fish just landed steaming hot on my dining table...haahaa...;9)
ornitoufo....;9)


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RickDom
12:19
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leetahsar
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112314.154 in reply to 112314.153
Wah bro, u r still talking about food like steam fish.
Think u seem to be a great eater btw in your family who is doing the cooking and marketing?
question: Do u know where the hell is the former Nasi Padang located at River valley. Some told me that they are now at the oppsite side of the Great World City. Like their sambar and sotong!!!


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max1421
12:28
To:
leetahsar
155 of 177

112314.155 in reply to 112314.153
Master, what will you do with the big fish that's on your table? For the good of your health, can I take it away and replace it with healthy caixin and kailan for you. Caixin and kailan are very fresh. Orni Toufu.



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From:
leetahsar
12:42
To:
RickDom
156 of 177

112314.156 in reply to 112314.154
forget about that freaking EXPENSIVE place...i ate once there..and surrendered..so expensive..and must self service some more!!
come to mei ling st...next to the qtown swimming pool there is a coffee located at a block somewhere nearby...it's a very run dun coffeshop with only a NASI PADANG stall...
damn shiok!! the beef rendang there...and the ayam goreng..and their lodeh....and cheap some more...
NEXT...
There's another one situated at beo cresent...at the corner of the block facing a perpendicular road leading to havelock....
this one damn good too. very cheap. in the past, i used to packet the nasi padang...u know why?
u packet hor...and ask for the lodeh gravy...(the one use for lontong)..then i would drive all the way up TELOK BLANGAH HILLS...
by then, the gravy had all penetrated into every grains of rice...and damn shiok!!..it was heaven for me to eat in the nature surrounding...listening to the songs of the cicadas...the chirping of song birds...the fresh air...
I WAS IN HEAVEN THEN!...and then i packet also in convenient styrofoarm cup the hainanese teh c from the same coffeeshop...POWER MAN!!...this hainanese tea...their signature tea though is their freshly home made ice hainanese tea...damn shiok...many eaters would have a cup by their side....
while there, try also the duck congee, the char kuay teow is also super....the laksa and the tofu goreng...shiok...cheap..and near to the road...haaa...serious..near to the road. park ur car, hop out and place order liao!


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From:
RickDom
12:44
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max1421
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112314.157 in reply to 112314.155
Yap, Master can i suggest that we go to your place n try out the steam big fish.
We all a group of concern people. hee
Fish is bad for u.
Caixin, kailan n Toufu are good for u.
We dont wan to lost someone like u who are good at entertaining us 24 hrs a day.
One question: How are you being describe by your group of outside friends like u r a funny n kind person.
I personally find that u r a person who r well like by others.


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leetahsar
12:47
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max1421
158 of 177

112314.158 in reply to 112314.155
just eat what ever it's presented to u....eat in good faith whether it's veggie or a living thing like my steaming fish....
BUDDHISM IS IN THE HEART...NOT IN THE MOUTH....
for those who claim to be "kind" vegetarians...some of them are even more vile and evil than those who aren't....
these people only have BUDDHISM IN THEIR MOUTHS...BUT DEFINITELY NOT IN THEIR HEART....
example: KONG HEE FATT CHOY...and most of our paps minitoots...
so just...
EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA...TAKE A SEAT...AND POON PEE PEE...
be merry...be thankful there are always food on the table....but within u ..grasp that compassion......
ornitoufo...;9)


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leetahsar
12:48
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RickDom
159 of 177

112314.159 in reply to 112314.154
and yes got ur email...but a popped out window advised me not to response cos of ID certification...
thank you for ur generous invitation...
if we have affinity...u bet we will meet....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
12:57
To:
RickDom
160 of 177

112314.160 in reply to 112314.157

er...concerned about me or my food?
<>
ok lah...but i do get my fair share of flaming, roasting and helluva scolding too u know....if not piggy goon never learns...haahaa...;9)
anybody to me is a good person....we look at their positive and good sight....dun look so much at their bad side..and definitely not their BACKSIDE...haahaa....;9)...then u will blend in with them naturally...and they will be very comfortable with u...
be humble...be nice...be kind..be forgiving..and pls pls...when u forgive hor...remember to forget too...
forgiving without forgetting is like LP..AND PL.....;9)
<>
piggy what....blur like a sotong kind some more....everyone can land their teeth into me....there's one who even want to suck my sweet blood...right huang?...;9)

leetahsar
26-Jul 13:02
To:
max1421
121 of 176

112314.121 in reply to 112314.118
PS:...er...me no master...me just temple kelefe...goondu lee would be more appropriate...haahaa...;9)


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From:
agent_lex
26-Jul 13:09
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leetahsar
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112314.122 in reply to 112314.119
am like the only person i know who will empty the mac tray at the mac trash after my mac meal.


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leetahsar
26-Jul 13:17
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agent_lex unread
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112314.123 in reply to 112314.122

good self service action...but BAD diets.....


max1421
26-Jul 13:17
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leetahsar
124 of 176

112314.124 in reply to 112314.121
Such a humble man. A true Master indeed. If time permit, we can sit down, sip a cup of tea, talk about plants and then eat them lah.


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leetahsar
26-Jul 13:20
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max1421
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112314.125 in reply to 112314.124
MAYBE STARTING ANOTHER FREE GARDENING CLASS IN MY TEMPLE...PLS LOOK OUT FOR IT...
and again..goondu lee is be suffice...thank you...;9)


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Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 13:58
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leetahsar
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112314.126 in reply to 112314.116
i wonder who's e obscene one here. rear means feed u till u fat like fuck then chop u up.
goontology : are pigs filthy?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


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postnew
26-Jul 15:31
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intlayman
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112314.127 in reply to 112314.19
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Yes, in this 1989 Tv serial .


leetahsar
26-Jul 15:51
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Stonecold (hotterdog)
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112314.128 in reply to 112314.126
goontology : are pigs filthy?
from the stinkiest filth arises the LOTUS with full beauty and fragrance....
would u be able to understand this, doggie?
goonology: after piggy reared by doggie...will piggy be deflowered before the slaughter house?


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
26-Jul 16:00
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leetahsar
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112314.129 in reply to 112314.117
Heeheehee, I stick to harmonica and dancing.


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Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 17:30
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leetahsar
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112314.130 in reply to 112314.128
erm sorry but u aint' no phoneix, u gay bird.
goontology : do goons spread like a phoneix ??
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 17:51
To:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
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112314.131 in reply to 112314.130
u mean doggie goes after wild phoenixes....me is a lau jiao...not a gay bird....and surely not like u...a ko ko jiao!
goonology: do doggie loves ko ko jiao?...u know...the cuckoo bird??...what r u all thinking, man!!??...;9)


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Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 17:55
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leetahsar
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112314.132 in reply to 112314.131
i mean dun behave like a phoneix when u're just a normal bird like a pigeon. come to tink of it, u're a bit dumb like pigeon.
goontology : are goons pigeony dumb?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


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From:
No Money = No Honey (InVietnam)
26-Jul 17:55
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leetahsar
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112314.133 in reply to 112314.131
This forum has become a personal chat room of your ah, Uncle Lee. I strongly support you to be Sammyboy Idol 2006.


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leetahsar
26-Jul 18:08
To:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
134 of 176

112314.134 in reply to 112314.132
doggie..someone already mentioned...like this forum becoming our personal MSN liao...
and yes...pigeon i LOVE...especially the roasted one by SAN SUI WAH...used to be in HK...now shifted to vancouver...
damn damn shiok!...HK$32 each...BEST MAN!..the best roast pigeons probably in the world!
goonology: is doggie really becoming a ko ko blain liao...and really a ko ko jiao liao???


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leetahsar
26-Jul 18:10
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No Money = No Honey (InVietnam)
135 of 176

112314.135 in reply to 112314.133
pai seh..
doggie is in love with piggy...so what to do?
FLIRT WITH HIM LOR!!!...;9)...must tease and tickle him properly what...if not...he's one arse tight doggie...haahaa...;9)...i mean uptight doggie...;9)


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From:
BlueSoton1
26-Jul 18:13
To:
max1421
136 of 176

112314.136 in reply to 112314.90
max dude, me hv authority ? er................... no lah, just on bhalf of bros here, bcos long over due liao mah, no body do it , so me lor. Master Lee think sotong always blur, but this time hor, deep inside Master heart, 1st time sotong did the smart thing,
God bless.


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From:
BlueSoton1
26-Jul 18:19
To:
leetahsar
137 of 176

112314.137 in reply to 112314.97
OR try the AH YAT at turf city.....weekdays timsum...only half price...$1.90 per basket...and their specialities of the house only$4.80 per helping..
Master, ah yat open at wat time ? closed on which day ?
Thanks. yampastebeancurd.......................


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From:
BlueSoton1
26-Jul 18:32
To:
leetahsar
138 of 176

112314.138 in reply to 112314.106
Master, dun ask Lex gal to go with u, if u eat the ren rou pao, how ?


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 18:38
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BlueSoton1
139 of 176

112314.139 in reply to 112314.137
bluesoton...u like from BLUE MOUNTAIN leh...u know...a sua koo...;9)
ah yat is opened everyday...from 11am to dinner time last order 9.30pm...
no closing one...on 7 days/week....
remember to look for VINCENT CHU at turf city....and said someone recommended u here...sure extra good service one...haahaa...;9)
vincent is a very nice HKie guy...quite a joker too...u will like his services...and dun forget to tip him....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 18:42
To:
BlueSoton1
140 of 176

112314.140 in reply to 112314.138
u mean she eats my pao instead is it???
me slowly converting to vegetarian liao......;9)

Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 11:10
To:
leetahsar
101 of 176

112314.101 in reply to 112314.99
wrong. pigs are easier to rear cause they eat all e trash...
goontology : are goons fattened easily?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"


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From:
agent_lex
26-Jul 11:10
To:
leetahsar
102 of 176

112314.102 in reply to 112314.1
i often wonder how is it possible there are still fortunate and happy people like your goodself in sg. buddhism aside, winning sweepstakes aside... i really sure like to learn how some people can have so much life energy in them. nothing gets them down, nothing gets the better of them, live life to the fullest and be happy every single day.
i dont eat pao, i drink tea. when am down, i take long long drives. now i cant even do that no more because of the petrol price hike. :(

leetahsar
26-Jul 11:12
To:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
103 of 176

112314.103 in reply to 112314.100
sorry...lebanese muslim dun eat babi...ie piggy o' me...
and lucky they dun eat doggies too...if not should send a steroid doggie there instead...
goonology: metrosexual NEW AGE piggy?...hmm...then maybe a HOMOsexual doggie??


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From:
SingForever
26-Jul 11:15
To:
agent_lex
104 of 176

112314.104 in reply to 112314.102
take long walks with nature or take up taichineitankong...soon you'll smile like buddhaleetahsar...you see things with a new perspective...life is a joy despite all the darkness, despite all the gloom, despite all the sufferings around.
life is a celebration! cheers!


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From:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
26-Jul 11:16
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leetahsar
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112314.105 in reply to 112314.103
dun worry, israel is invading lebanon... u'll end up as halal jewish pork....
goontology : is jewish goon a tasty israeli treat?
"Fuck Fear, Drink Beer!"

From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 11:19
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agent_lex
106 of 176

112314.106 in reply to 112314.102
VERY EASY GIRL...just embrace ur inner compassion...u will feel the immediate happiness welling and glowing from within...
everything u r so frustated so sick of with...will just dissolve like lemon drops...and SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW....BLUE BIRDS REALLY FLY.....and THERE'S REALLY A LAND THAT U DREAM OF....NOT ONLY IN UR LULLABY.....;9)
PEACE BE WITH U GIRL...take things easily...dun be so upset and lose ur cool so fast....breath deeply....in...and out...in...and out...and surely infront of u...THE RAINBOW WILL APPEAR....
ornitoufo....;9)
so...come with me....
EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA...TAKE A SEAT...AND POON PEE PEE!!
u dun like pao...u can have the century egg congee.....;9)...and the siew mai is super too!

leetahsar
26-Jul 11:21
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Stonecold (hotterdog) unread
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franked by halal jewish doggie with erected hotdog....?
goonology:....yes...doggie really loves piggy....;9)


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God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
26-Jul 11:22
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leetahsar
108 of 176

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Okay lah, I'm not very good at the harmonica, I just want to torment my wife with an amateurish approach to it.


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 11:25
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agent_lex
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er...pai seh...u have a pair of good legs...U CAN WALK..OR JOG!
me also without my trusty pickup now...n my goodness...it's fun chasing after buses and mrts...haahaa...;9)
GOOD EXERCISES WHAT!..;9)


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agent_lex
26-Jul 11:56
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SingForever unread
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hmm.. i havent had long walks in a long time. the longest walk i did was 8 hours each day continously for 8 days. did make a difference. cant beat one short walk down to the bus stop one cool morning though. a cold breeze on my face, took a deep breath, instantly i felt a magical moment and all depression was over. that. all that, sadly didnt happen in sg. it must be the lousy air i am breathing here. sigh.


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From:
agent_lex
26-Jul 12:05
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leetahsar
111 of 176

112314.111 in reply to 112314.106
compassion i hv. outer or inner i dont know. waaa you been to the rainbow?! and how come only blue birds can fly? pink ones cannot? :p i aint dreaming of no dream land. i cant even get to sleep, how to even dream? the only sweet lullaby i know and love is deep forest.
alamak, i dont take siew mai too. :p but century egg congee i dont mind. like they say, onz lah! i will drop my car and take singforever's advice to walk. walk all the way to turf whatever city and make sure after poon pee pee i better be able to see the rainbow with blue birds flying. :p
i may even bring my plant and ask you what's wrong with it. after 2 months still no reaction. not dead nor alive. :(


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:10
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agent_lex
112 of 176

112314.112 in reply to 112314.110

er..actually hor the air where u think it's fresher and the air here is the same...it's ur condiition of ur mind that's different...
i will continue with ur next response....see u there....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:22
To:
agent_lex
113 of 176

112314.113 in reply to 112314.111

poor girl!...u may like to rest on my soft boucy dunlop pillow tummy...before it's converted into 6 rock hard packers abs...hahaa...;9)
may i enlighten u with a chant...u try it when u wanna sleep...
OM MANI PADME HOM...repeat until black out...
this is "the telephone number" of the merciful QUANYIN...she should give u rest...well..unless u said to me u r a xtian...then i teach u another holy prayer...
IN THE NAME OF MY FATHER IN HEAVEN...I PRAY...PLS GIVE ME REST...AND PEACE TO THIS WEARY BODY OF MINE....YES FATHER...I PRAY IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD CHRIST....THE HOLY SPIRIT...AND OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN....AMEN!
when u r praying, remember to concentrate on the entity...GUAN YIN or THE HOLY FATHER....dun think of any other things....like ur work, ur clashes with bf or colleagues, ur bills...etc...
eradicate all this thoughts first before u start praying.....HOW?
YES...HOW?...simple...breath in slowly...and think of ur green forest...or anything pleasant that had happen to u in ur life.....then breath out...telling urself all the rubbish pent up frustration is expelled along with ur exhaling....and repeat...
u should reach a point u feel very peaceful...THEN U PRAY....
and i believe after that u should ve the sweetest doze u ever wanted......
ornitoufo...PEACE BE WITH U GIRL...if all else fail...u have the power and choice to change the kind of detrimental condition u are in ...JUST DO IT...TO CHANGE IT!!
jus like me...I RETIRED...and now dun have to worry whether the bulldozers are queueing up outside my garden or not....no sweat man!....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:30
To:
agent_lex
114 of 176

112314.114 in reply to 112314.111
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PATIENT GIRL..if it's still green, IT'S STILL ALIVE....
u know why i love plants?
it talks to me....tests my patience..and then rewards me..and it's honest with me...
i cannot love it too much or too little...ideally the perfect dose of tender loving care...u blur?
see...if i love it too much...i bound to feed it with extra fertiliser...extra watering..and soon..I GOT A DEAD PLANT...:)
feed it too little...water too little...and i get again..another SHRIVELLED UP PLANT..
just nice...just right...and it rewards me with the most beautiful bloom i ever seen...AND the intrinsic feeling within me is fantastic..that's why i said :
WHEN A PLANT BLOOMS AT U....U SEE THE BUDDHA!


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From:
agent_lex
26-Jul 12:40
To:
leetahsar
115 of 176

112314.115 in reply to 112314.113
i have concluded that my only condition is an active mind. so cant sleep. errr about this praying thing. dont pray can or not? dont chant can or not? drink honey, head on north, watch telly till i sleep. though it's sleeping on alternate nights. better than nothing. doesnt affect work much. eat to live. breathe to live (same or different air). live a meaningless zombie life with no purpose in sinkieland. see who will last longer, me or my plant. ha!
btw am also amazed that people can actually retire happy in sinkieland. i want to retire too. now right now.


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:45
To:
Stonecold (hotterdog)
116 of 176

112314.116 in reply to 112314.101

huh??...did i hear it wrong??...
now doggie wants to "REAR" me *blush*....ok lor..but be gentle hor....;9)
goonology: wow lau eh!...doggie want to do a doggie by rearing piggy....pls be gentle...i promise to be good...haahaa...;9)


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:48
To:
God's Ultimate Weapon (QuanHuang)
117 of 176

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...then go blow a chinese flute..ask ur good pal doggie..he has a powderful one....haahaaa...;9)
sorry...i m getting naughty..haahaa...;9)


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From:
max1421
26-Jul 12:58
To:
leetahsar
118 of 176

112314.118 in reply to 112314.95
Master Lee, please do not say sorry to me. I was also joking.....hahaha....life is very transient. I have really learnt much from reading your threads: content for knowledge and laughter; and more importantly, the calm person who radiates behind the postings. With warmest regards.


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 12:59
To:
agent_lex
119 of 176

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u r the lead actress in ur own life story...u wanna urself to be zombie..then zombie it shall be....
i sense u have a big VOID inside ur hollow heart....why dun u fill it with compassion...try doing more charitable works...u dun hve to join any organisation...
i had given simple example which u can do daily...maybe u have done it unwittingly...like picking up a discarded can and dispose it properly lest some unwary soul may slip and hurt himself....
such is also an act of charity....and like giving ur brightest smile to a down trodden man....that's quite effortless...but it may make his day u know...
so again...i repeat..U R WHAT U WRITE URSELF TO BE IN UR LIFE STORY....u want a sobbing soap opera...then crying is all u get...
u wanna be some princess...finds ur prince charming...and lives happily ever after...that's also what u may end up...a happy queen with broods of princes and princessess...
it's entirely up to u..IT'S UR LIFE...U DECIDE....
ornitoufo....;9)


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From:
leetahsar
26-Jul 13:01
To:
max1421
120 of 176

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..oh shucks!!...dun say like that leh...i pai seh u know....;9)