EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA, TAKE A SEAT AND POON PEE PEE

Friday, August 25, 2006

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THE TEN VITAL POINTS OF LIFE.......

LESS REASONING; MORE ACCOMODATING

DO MORE; TALK LESS

LONGER TEMPER; FASTER ACTION

SOFTER SPEECH; HGHER EFFICIENCY

BRIGHTER SMILE; MORE ACTIVE MIND.....



leetahsar
23-Aug 00:56
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BlueSoton1
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then his wife must be a sally yeh....;9)



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BlueSoton1
23-Aug 01:16
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leetahsar
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me cun see Sally with George leh, upset me, Sally is my long time idol, a real singer very few can match.



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leetahsar
23-Aug 01:20
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BlueSoton1
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also i can't see sotong with his little mermaid too what....;9)


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BlueSoton1
23-Aug 01:34
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leetahsar
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Uncle seems to hv beli good mood today hah ? heehee, enjoy !


leetahsar
23-Aug 10:25
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BlueSoton1
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standby for my DOUBLE UPHEAVALS: THE ARRIVAL OF CHOOBEEBEE, my indo chiobu is here...AND SHE WANTS LOVE!
......and THE ARRIVAL OF A BEIJIN TEETUKONG...and HE WANTS LOVE TOO!!!....how huh?....can i do a one body 2 birds stance???
mati!....;9(

BlueSoton1
23-Aug 15:34
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leetahsar
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standby for my DOUBLE UPHEAVALS: THE ARRIVAL OF CHOOBEEBEE, my indo chiobu is here...AND SHE WANTS LOVE!
......and THE ARRIVAL OF A BEIJIN TEETUKONG...and HE WANTS LOVE TOO!!!....how huh?....can i do a one body 2 birds stance???
mati!....;9(
Uncle, me think chiobu better, teetukong is fake one. if got birdnest, why go for aga aga. but if u can hor, day time teetukong, the mysterious n romantic night reserve for chiobu, no hum having both leh.

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leetahsar
23-Aug 16:13
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BlueSoton1
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wow!..u very greedy leh...not sotong...make full use of all the equipments i m endowed with..hahaha..
i written part 2 of my encouter liao...check it out for the ending...dun get shock hor!!...hahaha...;9)

BlueSoton1
23-Aug 16:27
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leetahsar
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i written part 2 of my encouter liao...check it out for the ending...dun get shock hor!!...hahaha...;9)
Uncle, where can i find part 2, is it this same thread ?



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leetahsar
23-Aug 16:55
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BlueSoton1
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http://forums.delphiforums.com/sammyboymod/messages?msg=112314.313
er...please dun fix my image...me not that obsence and bo liao as u r thinking after reading...
i find the whole happening for the past few days like in a drama..and i was the DRAMA-MAMA...damn bo eng....for nothing...
teetukong on my right....choobeebee on my left....haahaa....;9)
and i actually arrange for 3 of us to meet ...and wahla!!...fireworks!!!....hahahaha...;9)
each competing for this blur piggy goon...hahaha...;9)..such a shiok feeling!...made u feel like a million dollar piggy in demand...hahaha...;9)
a man competing with a woman..wow!!...far out!!...my first original never encounter experience!!...hahahaha...;9)
i m enjoying this actually...
teetukong already left...and my indo chiobu will be next soon...hopefully sooner..damn bo eng!!

THE 14 MOST & DON'T BE ANGRY....



THE FOURTEEN MOST.....




DON'T BE ANGRY; DON'T BE MAD.....

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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
19-Aug 14:17
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leetahsar
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Who asked abt me? Yr sweet cutie niece? Since when did i kept changing nick? kei75 n this one onli mah. Anyway, our host take insults quite well nowadays so until then.....
Have a great weekend too, my dear sinsen!



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leetahsar
19-Aug 14:18
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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
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very the ok...no prob..my blood is about 6.X....i maintain 7 and below...i m A O K...and my aw ka liao polyclinic dr said i reduced my weight further maybe...no need medication liao..I WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL...
see...something big is coming for me..i can sense it...but dunno what..good or bad...dunno...;9(
anyway...my body shall be my temple...of buddha...or of god...
with my personal temple back in order...my spirit will be able to soar...
SAME GOES TO EVERYONE HERE...LOVE UR BODY AS THOUGH IT IS THE TEMPLE OF CHRIST....
give up smoking...
give up drinking...
give up spider hunting...
then within u, u will find ur temple of GOD OR BUDDHA...
ornitoufo....;9)



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OLDMAN2002
20-Aug 20:08
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leetahsar
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i m broke my friend...retired...zero income....and diabetic...
Bro, sad to hear that.....:(
But, don't worry.It is CYCLE & u will be up again.OK.:)
Don't 4get to buy TOTO tomorrow...
Wish u good luck!!!


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leetahsar
20-Aug 20:40
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yes..that's why people tot i lost all my coffin money in CLOB...and my blood and sweat money in my bulldozed gardens are really sad...
BUT NO!!...it was actually a blessing in disguise...
cos when i was rich, i indulged in buffets...FOOD..AND MORE FOOD....and that was why inflicted with diabetes....now..poor i might be...it was a blessing!!
no more piggy indulgence...eat simply...and hence the dramatic improvement in my health...and then since so much time at hand....write bo liao postings..and laugh myself silly...so mentally...i m happy...and that further improves my blood sugar...
and finally now....exercising...challenging my polyclinic aw ka liao dr...that i reduce my weight for him to see...he said..once i succeed that i maybe will be back to normal cos my case looks like a borderline one...
SO DO U THINK IT'S A CURSE OR A BLESSING....THAT I BECOME POOR??
blessing...cos i never felt lighter, happier and calmer...until the last few years....
so no prob!!.....;9)
and hope u will realize ur own indulgence and make a change!



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max1421
20-Aug 21:04
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It's my pleasure. Thanks for the company. Cheers.



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max1421
20-Aug 21:13
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leetahsar
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Hey, call me for round 2. Sorry for not reverting earlier as was out of town. Cheers.



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OLDMAN2002
20-Aug 21:42
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leetahsar
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Good to know that u have moved on!!!(enjoy happy life)
Some ppl can talk 4 few hrs but i am not interested.(rubbish)
At least i enjoy reading yr postings.(can joke w u)
Pls post somemore.




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leetahsar
20-Aug 21:53
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max1421
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serious u enjoyed it??...er...tot u were rather quiet until we asked about pc thing...haahaa...
ok lor....er i passed ur card to tenant already....i think he would be emailing his resume to u....and yes...another guy my du di in gardening who's a NUS grad and er...pai seh unemployed too....30+..is also interested...
pai seh...i hope i dun turn ur company into a WATER MARGIN FORTRESS...for the down and out...and er...my whole gang of squatters...with MASTERS n ph D (local Us nus and nantah)...are also keen...cos u know what...i told them u treated me AH YAT'S CLAYPOT SHARKFIN WITH ADDED ABALONE...and ends with birdnest soup...the bloodied type...haahaa...;9)
and now all drooling...haahaa...;9)



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leetahsar
20-Aug 21:55
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really??!!....u mean it meh??
dun make me float leh...!!....;9)


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BlueSoton1
21-Aug 01:56
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pai seh...i hope i dun turn ur company into a WATER MARGIN FORTRESS...for the down and out...and er...my whole gang of squatters...with MASTERS n ph D (local Us nus and nantah)...are also keen...cos u know what...i told them u treated me AH YAT'S CLAYPOT SHARKFIN WITH ADDED ABALONE...and ends with birdnest soup...the bloodied type...haahaa...;9)
er...... Uncle, wah lao ! me tot it should be EXCLUSIVE one, next times my 2 bolws sharks fin, 2 abalones n 2 servings of birdnest soup will be reduced significantly. dun know u r so generous, er, on behalf of max dude.


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leetahsar
21-Aug 10:32
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pai seh...i just gotta add some extra ingredients to make our paos look exciting...and not the usual xiao long pao with the juice oozzing out....but the abalone with the sharkfin splattering from the corners of our lips...haahaa....;9)...and of course the finishing part with the bloodied birdnest soup.....;9)
maybe we shoud try ZI YEAN signature dish...THE YI PING GUO....only $48...deer tendons, dry scallops, little abalone (jiu kon) loose sharkfin, mushroom, fish maw etc in a high power lau kuay bu tonic soup....
POWER TO THE JOHN, man!!.....;9)
this is actually a mini BUDDHA JUMPS OVER THE WALL power soup...SHIOK!!........;9)


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BlueSoton1
21-Aug 13:59
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leetahsar
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Uncle, ZI YEAN no horse run, u hv contrubuted to the pollution of our mother earth, cos temptation lure me travel all the way from the east.YI PING GUO prepared by ZI YEAN must be tokong, on ah !!! early next week ?


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leetahsar
22-Aug 00:55
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er..u bring ur family there....me...fatty liao...going on diet...thanks...
i think u need to call them in advance for them to prepare this complicated soup....;9)


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BlueSoton1
22-Aug 01:04
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Uncle, max dude chioh one leh, or just simply bao n tim sum, dun eat too much, n follow up with califonia, should be ok .


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leetahsar
22-Aug 09:26
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haahaa...ok lor!...on...;9)


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leetahsar
22-Aug 09:27
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yes...ZI YEAN is definitely nearer to my place and max's place too....so this thime i go on my own...u dun ve to pick me...thanks!..;9)


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BlueSoton1
22-Aug 14:42
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thanks Uncle, our rule is jobless/retired frens not allow to pay hor, just give FACE by attending, cheers !


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BlueSoton1
22-Aug 14:44
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ok lor, me arrange n inform u.


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leetahsar
23-Aug 00:33
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if we can do it before 11am hor...it would be economical breakfast set...and i believe this will last through lunch too...
one economical price for the purposes of 2..b/fast and lunch...haahaa....;9)


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BlueSoton1
23-Aug 00:47
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leetahsar
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like that good leh, Uncle. me will tell max this round me pay, cheap mah, expensive one than let him handle, hee hee. eh, he look like senior version of HK George Lam.

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Dragon Bear Doggie Year??? (lustybear)
18-Aug 23:46
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leetahsar
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Bear only know how to eat big PAO and SIP the milk..hehehehe
The poon pee pee part is done by the big PAO gal.






Master Mentor Lee Tah Sar, Bob



leetahsar
18-Aug 23:59
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bear really lives up to his lusty name..the teekobear...haahaa..;9)


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OLDMAN2002
19-Aug 01:00
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er...like a san guo yen yi...STORIES OF THE 3 KINGDOMS...except the peach blossom garden was missing...hahaha...;9)
Wah...wah...wah!!!
Now 2006, still got such thing!!!
I know the story....So, who is
WANG SHA, YE FENG & BAI YAN???


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leetahsar
19-Aug 01:07
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all those jokers dead liao lah...!...;9(
our meeting was very congenial...and we like know each other for quite a long time....
din expect in cyberspace we could find friends.....;9)....and could have talked for hours and hours hadn't i remind them...they gotta to work...I DUN...haahaa...;9)...retired what!


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OLDMAN2002
19-Aug 01:22
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leetahsar
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U Must be CASH RICH£¬ RIGHT£¿£¿£¿


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BlueSoton1
19-Aug 01:23
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leetahsar
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double goodie!!!
and today i just got EAT A PAO, SIP A TEA...TAKE A SEAT AND POON PEE PEE....with MAX AND SOTONG...
Uncle. the sound (noise ? ) of the pee pee is getting louder.
er...like a san guo yen yi...STORIES OF THE 3 KINGDOMS...except the peach blossom garden was missing...hahaha...;9)
ROMANCE OF THREE KINKDOMS, peach blossom garden was missing ?, me think turf is better than the garden, warriors cun do without horses, and the horses need TURF, we had rode our horses ran round n round, real shiok !
and thank u to both of u...for ur treat to this bo liao goon....thank you...;9)
goon can double up as white fan advisor, er............... on plants
thanks to sotong for his transport...and max for his credit card....haahaa...;9)
max is macho................ when he flicked his credit card. thanks max dude!!



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leetahsar
19-Aug 01:36
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not cash rich...CUM RICH.....haahaa...;9)
i m broke my friend...retired...zero income....and diabetic...
only heaven blesses me with the regular lotteries strike...so in a way my life is quite blessed....and i m very thankful...
but just that fortune will change..and before it does...i wanna robe up as monk wannabe....and live my destiny to be 105 yrs old or more...hahaha....;9)
and since i m out of the temple..maybe it's a blessing if not like i won't bulge and remain there..when i know..nothing positive will turn out for me there...but if anything would really happen.....i believe i will be left to rot by myself....
their true colors have revealed to me...disappointed i maybe ..it's always better to be earlier than late...then no need to waste more precious time, effort, blood and sweat....
yes...i m moving on.....in search of my next tranquil mountain...what will come...will eventually come....i m ready to face it!.....;9)


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leetahsar
19-Aug 01:38
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but sincerely..i was hoping to be AA OR DUTCH...pai seh..like i pian chek from u 2 jokers...very uneasy....;9)


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BlueSoton1
19-Aug 01:59
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leetahsar
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Uncle, Buddha teaching : go dutch is no dutch, no dutch is go dutch. uneasy is easy, easy is uneasy


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leetahsar
19-Aug 13:55
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yes...PARAMOUNT HOTEL...u will find the TUNG LOK al la carte buffet....if there's no sashimi there...u can try the one at KEPPEL CLUB...
still no..then proceed to PIONEER RESTAURANT in new SAFRA CLUB at telock blangah going towards henderson...is just opp telok blangah hills, u gotta turn left if u r coming from the lower delta side at the traffic junction along henderson/telok blangah...just after a overhead bridge...
dunno whether my directions right?...
the mt faber one..if u got the safra card...got discount some more...
must order their coffee pork ribs...SHIOK!!..and the assam NILO FISH..VERY SHIOK...LIVE SWIMMING ONE HOR..NOT DEAD ONE...fresh ..smooth and sweet!
all al la carte..eat till u SHIOK!!
ps. still no hor...try the NEW PARK HOTEL coffeehouse got all jap buffet...only like 22.80+++
u get sashimi, tempura, udon, soba and a host of other jap foods...desserts..etc..thrown in....
this one very very popular though not as good as the previous i mentioned.....and reservation made will ensure u seats...
happy hataming...;9)
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leetahsar
19-Aug 13:58
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SEE...FIRST TIME IT'S BETTER TO BE DUTCH..cos' i dunno whether got followup 2nd time...
if both of u disappoint in meeting...u will thum xin kua...so not very good u see....and DUTCH cos...i feel more at ease...haaha...;9)
2nd round then who ever strike lottery can foot the bill....
but if u were to be like my super rich aunties gang...then of course i let them pay...
i tried paying before...and after they kept sticking cash into my pockets...so i surrender..let them settle everything...THEY ARE SUCH SWEET BUNCH 'YOUNG' THINGS..haahaa...;9)


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From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
19-Aug 14:02
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leetahsar
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Shifu now yr thread #285 liao, how many pao have u eaten? Tone down....my ass!


Master Mentor Lee Tah Sar, Bob (refer pic by jxl)









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leetahsar
19-Aug 14:05
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¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
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thanks for pic..will be putting it into my blog....they were asking about u...but i told them i dunno..cos u kept changing nic...i know u originally as the chwee mmh c..kei75...if i not mistaken...
anyway thanks for ur pics...have a nice weekend!...;9)


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From:
¼ÍÏþá° (jixiaolan)
19-Aug 14:06
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leetahsar
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Shifu, r u sure u r a diabetic? Alamak, pls take good care lah!